lob3:

Brick, do you really love the lamp or are you just pointing at random objects and saying you love them?

afternoonsnoozebutton:

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…

simsgonewrong:

This MONSTER showed up at my date, started making out with my boyfriend then my sim into a fight with her, LOST and then the monster died and my sim was laughing at her death…yeah..

Great date I would say~